DON'T DO THESE 5 THINGS ON YOUR FIRST DATE:

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  1. Say "I Love you" and mean it. Don't make your date uncomfortable! You may end up with a restraining order if you go too far!
  2. Discuss past relationships or how many partners you have had. This is a big mistake and can lead to your date going to the bathroom and never coming back!
  3. Keep going outside to make phone calls. This is rude and your date might think you are married or already in a relationship. If you are in a profession that requires you to be "on call", either explain this to your date beforehand or plan the date around your extra work activities.
  4. Stare at and then track a good looking female or male around the room with your eyes.  Focus on your date. If you don't, you will probably be back on the market quicker than you anticipate.
  5. Get intimate. This is sometimes used as a test, so don't fail because there will probably be more "first dates" in your near future!

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